With BFF's like Tom...

Tom Cruise is to merge his family with Victoria and David Beckham’s in a special ceremony.
Cruise proposed to the Beckham’s that they make their BFF-ness official – to show the world how much they mean to him,Cruise asked that the Beckham’s have a commitment ceremony, during which the families vow to be brothers and sisters and exchange heartfelt speeches - at his wife Katie Holmes’ New York town house.

The gesture serves as a Thanksgiving present from Tom - who has gotten creepier and creepier through the years.

A mole close to both families slipped us a copy of Tom’s first draft of the vow he will recite at the ceremony.

‘I Tom Cruises, take Victoria and David Beckham to be my Thetan brother and sister in the name of L Ron Hubbard.
To travel with them in essence to our home planet and in our next lives
To fight against the evils of Xenu in their honor. Today and from this day forward.
Cruises and Beckhams BFF!’